Dunnville, Ontario


Life's Passage by Genevieve Gaherty

A friendly welcome awaits you in Dunnville is a picturesque community of 12,000 people located along the Grand River on Highway #3, between the Niagara and Hamilton regions, and less than an hour away from the U. S. border.

The Grand River and nearby Lake Erie offer a host of aquatic activities, from swimming, sailing, windsurfing, canoeing and feature prime locations for fishing. Hike through Byng Island Conservation Area or Rock Point Provincial Park or enjoy a stroll along Port Maitland’s beautiful, brand-new pier.

Dunnville has tennis, golf, lawn bowling and swimming facilities and many Bed & Breakfasts to stay in while enjoying these activities. The community’s camping experience is also second to none.

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Hmmm
Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?"

Two Vultures
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."