Georgetown, Ontario


Discover the treasures of Downtown Georgetown - the unique shops, restaurants and services, the historic setting, the events and the Farmers’ Market. Originally founded in 1823, Downtown Georgetown has been a lively centre of activity for almost two centuries. Many of the original historic buildings still stand to this day making it one of the most frequently filmed towns in Ontario!

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My Job Search

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  1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
  2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
  3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
  4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
  5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.
  6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it....I couldn’t cut the mustard.
  7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
  8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.
  9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
  10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
  11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
  12. So then I got a job at the Workout Center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
  14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
  15. So I tried RETIREMENT and I found I am perfect for the job!