The Perfect Guide to the highways and byways of Ontario and the city and country treasures you’ll find along the way. Unique and out-of-the-way gift shops, antiques, country inns, bed & breakfasts, restaurants and tea rooms, live theatre, artist tours, town events, craft shows and festivals . . . and so much more!
You will find lots to explore in Georgina - a number of year-round activities in a variety of recreational facilities including many impressive public parks, beaches, forested areas, conservation areas, the Morning Glory Provincial Nature Reserve, Sibbald Point Provincial Park, Keswick Marsh Fish and Bird Sanctuary, museums, craft and music festivals and the Stephen Leacock Theatre. Come visit us soon!
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Day Off
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad!” So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement. The foreman shouts, “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.” As Paddy leaves the site, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. “Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman. “Well, I can’t work in the friggin’ dark!” said Murphy.