Georgina, Ontario

You will find lots to explore in Georgina - a number of year-round activities in a variety of recreational facilities including many impressive public parks, beaches, forested areas, conservation areas, the Morning Glory Provincial Nature Reserve, Sibbald Point Provincial Park, Keswick Marsh Fish and Bird Sanctuary, museums, craft and music festivals and the Stephen Leacock Theatre. Come visit us soon!


You Just Have to Laugh

laughter jokes A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"

What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.

Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications.

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting.

A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder.

Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food.

Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.