Georgina, Ontario


You will find lots to explore in Georgina - a number of year-round activities in a variety of recreational facilities including many impressive public parks, beaches, forested areas, conservation areas, the Morning Glory Provincial Nature Reserve, Sibbald Point Provincial Park, Keswick Marsh Fish and Bird Sanctuary, museums, craft and music festivals and the Stephen Leacock Theatre. Come visit us soon!

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Clever Wise Words

  1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  2. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
  3. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  4. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
  5. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
  6. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
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Northern Ontario Winters

My husband and I purchased an old home in Northern Ontario from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the years first snow came early and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."


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