Georgina, Ontario

You will find lots to explore in Georgina - a number of year-round activities in a variety of recreational facilities including many impressive public parks, beaches, forested areas, conservation areas, the Morning Glory Provincial Nature Reserve, Sibbald Point Provincial Park, Keswick Marsh Fish and Bird Sanctuary, museums, craft and music festivals and the Stephen Leacock Theatre. Come visit us soon!


Military Mayhem

laughter jokes The Chief of Staff of the Air Force decided to personally recruit some pilots and he saw two young twins. He looked at the first young man and asked: "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?" The young man looks at him and says: "I'm a pilot!" The General gets all excited, turns to his aide and says: “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!" The General looks at the second young man and asks: "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?" The young man says: "I chop wood!" “Son,” the general replies: “We don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?” “I chop wood!” “Young man,” huffs the general, “You are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!” “Well,” the young man says, “You hired my brother!” “Of course we did,” says the general, “He’s a pilot!” The young man rolls his eyes and says: “So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!”

The company commander and the sergeant were in the field. As they go to bed for the night, the first sergeant said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"he commander said: "I see millions of stars." Sgt: "And what does that tell you, sir?" "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Sergeant?" Sgt: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."