Georgina, Ontario


You will find lots to explore in Georgina - a number of year-round activities in a variety of recreational facilities including many impressive public parks, beaches, forested areas, conservation areas, the Morning Glory Provincial Nature Reserve, Sibbald Point Provincial Park, Keswick Marsh Fish and Bird Sanctuary, museums, craft and music festivals and the Stephen Leacock Theatre. Come visit us soon!

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Doctor Visit

laughter jokes Jack, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Jack walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Jack and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Jack replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'