Meaford, Ontario

Situated on the southern shore of Georgian Bay, the Municipality of Meaford is a fascinating four-season destination that has it all: great live theatre and concerts, fresh local food, unique shopping, nature at your doorstep, a beautiful harbour and so much more. The quaint and charming historic downtown district features Meaford Hall - a restored 330-seat theatre, concert and cinema venue, unique boutiques, delicious eateries, and services of all kinds.

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An Irishman and a Bridge

Paddy was driving his lorry when he sa a bridgew with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down, wondering if he could drive under it or not. "A sure I'll give it a go", he thought, only to find that his lorry got stuck underneat ith. Paddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a ciarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door, which Paddy them opened. "What do you think you are doing?" asked the policeman in a sharp tone. "Sure I'm having me tea break", replied Paddy. "And what do you work at?" asked the policeman. "Agh shure I delivery bridges!", smiled Paddy


What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O' Shay