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Situated at the gateway to Georgian Bay's picturesque 30,000 Islands. Midland is culturally rich and has become the nerve center of North Simcoe for economic prosperity. There is an abundance of recreational pursuits, great shopping, fine dining, friendly merchants, a pleasing breeze which blows up from the bay and some fantastic murals.  Home to Discovery Harbour, Huronia Museum, King's Wharf Theatre, Martyrs' Shrine, Midland Cultural Centre, Miss Midland Boat Tours, Saint-Marie Among the Hurons, and the Wye Marsh, Midland is the place to visit - hope to see you soon!

How Cold Is It?

keep laughing more jokes … the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.
… people started chipping their teeth on soup!
… Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.
… you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).
… when cows are milked, ice cream comes out.
… the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
… lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
… you have to break the smoke off your chimney.
… you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
… our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.
… people look forward to getting a fever.
… a streaker froze in mid-streak! Mayor Mitchell hung a plaque around his neck… we have to pretend he’s a statue until Spring.
… we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
… I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
… trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
… I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.