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Nestled at the base of the Niagara Escarpment, Milton is a preferred tourist destination, attracting more than 1.5 million visitors to the area each year. Also known as Escarpment Country™, Milton provides easy access for day tripping and weekend excursions in a scenic setting — all within an hour's drive from Toronto.For conservation enthusiasts, there is an abundance of parkland offering hiking on the Bruce Trail and the Niagara Escarpment. In town, take a leisurely stroll along the nature trails surrounding our century-old Mill Pond in the heart of our historic downtown area. For sports enthusiasts, we are a"perfect fit" for those who seek a healthy and active way of life. Seasonal outdoor recreation such as swimming, kayaking, sail boarding and skiing is just minutes away off Highway 401 at the Kelso Conservation Area. Milton is also a golfer's paradise. Visit our fairs and festivals, explore an ostrich farm, gather fresh fruits and vegetables at a pick-your-own farm or plan a visit to the weekly Saturday morning downtown Farmers' Market. Explore an authentic Iroquoian Village at Crawford Lake. Try your luck at Mohawk Slots and Racetrack. Whether you are a visitor to our town or looking to relocate as a result of our new residential and industrial growth, consider our unique town and country atmosphere as the place to live, work and play.

The Seven Dwarfs...and Daiquiris

humour jokes keep laughing One afternoon, when the bartender was making daiquiris for the Seven Dwarfs, he realized that he only had enough hazelnut extract to make six daiquiris, so he decided to make the seventh daiquiri using hickory extract. When the dwarves arrived at the bar, each dwarf took a sip of the daiquiri he had been served. Six dwarves were satisfied with their orders, but the seventh said, "Are you sure this is a hazelnut daiquiri?" "I'm afraid it isn't," said the bartender. "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."