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Oakville

A pretty town situated along the shores of Lake Ontario, Oakville offers a plethora of fun activities, cultural discoveries, shopping, dining and entertainment. Treasure galore! You'll be glad you came for a visit!

Experienced Gardener Wanted

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

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Insurance

Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"
Man: "In Canada."
Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"
Man: "My entire body"