The Perfect Guide to the highways and byways of Ontario and the city and country treasures you’ll find along the way. Unique and out-of-the-way gift shops, antiques, country inns, bed & breakfasts, restaurants and tea rooms, live theatre, artist tours, town events, craft shows and festivals . . . and so much more!
Oakville
A pretty town situated along the shores of Lake Ontario, Oakville offers a plethora of fun activities, cultural discoveries, shopping, dining and entertainment. Treasure galore! You'll be glad you came for a visit!
Who is the Winner?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked, "Who never talkes back to mother?" and "Who does everything mother says?"
Five small voices replied in unison, "Okay Daddy! You get the toy".
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Glass of Water
A small boy came up to his dad and meekly said "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?" The dad replied, "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already son!" The little boy then said, "Oh yes, Daddy, but the bedroom is still on fire!'