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Oakville

A pretty town situated along the shores of Lake Ontario, Oakville offers a plethora of fun activities, cultural discoveries, shopping, dining and entertainment. Treasure galore! You'll be glad you came for a visit!

Art or ?

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine. “I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said. “No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in our wall.”

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Spelling

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.