Orangeville, Ontario

The history of Orangeville is one of early settlement that began in the 1830s. Much of Orangeville's early history can still be seen along Broadway. Buildings such as the Town Hall, Fire Hall, Jackson Block, Sun Office, Ketchum Block, Fead Block, Greystones, and Public Library. Take some time to explore Orangeville with a self-guided walking tour. Don't forget to include a tour of the Tree Sculptures which include 54 pieces of art. For more information go to

Laws of the Natural Universe

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Laws of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Any small, extremely expensive part that is accidentally dropped, will disappear from view...forever.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Bath Theorum: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.laughter

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the cleanliness (newness) and cost of the carpet.

Gary's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.