The Perfect Guide to the highways and byways of Ontario and the city and country treasures you’ll find along the way. Unique and out-of-the-way gift shops, antiques, country inns, bed & breakfasts, restaurants and tea rooms, live theatre, artist tours, town events, craft shows and festivals . . . and so much more!
The pristine Victorian architecture in Port Perry creates a downtown with exceptional charm! Explore the unique shops behind beautifully decorated windows where you’ll find amazing ideas and items for yourself and your loved ones. This Heritage Conservation District hosts an eclectic mix of retail merchants, services, entertainment and restaurants! A gateway to your boating adventures on the Trent-Severn Waterway! Situated in the middle of the waterway system and nestled on the shores of Lake Scugog, start or end your journey in Downtown Port Perry. Our warm and welcoming merchants will enhance your Downtown Port Perry experience allowing you to decompress and reconnect. This inclusive four season town has much to offer to add to your life adventures!
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Getting Forgetful
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. 
You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"